what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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