when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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