That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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