Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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