this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Just puked most of my soul out..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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