I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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