so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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