never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just want to make out with him forever
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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