i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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