All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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