My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
