I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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