Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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