Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
