Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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