If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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