By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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