the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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