yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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