IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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