He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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