will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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