Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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