So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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