white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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