whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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