Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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