are you still at the devil's house?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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