But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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