I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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