Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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