I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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