if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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