you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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