the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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