so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
you inspire me to be a worse person
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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