its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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