Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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