im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
