im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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