I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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