Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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