haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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