so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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