I'm jealous of your bromance
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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