Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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