i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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