i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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