best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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