I cockslap morals
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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