Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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