He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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