im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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