I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
