Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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