11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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