why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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